WHO MAKES UP THIS STUFF? Is a frog’s ass water tight? Has somebody checked? Would it even be right? Is a one-armed paper hanger really that slow? Have you ever observed one? Then how would you know. Is a pig really happy while sitting in shit? Is there a test to find out? Does it come in a kit? Has money ever really been grown on a tree? If you happen to see one would you get one for me? Does a bear really always shit in the woods? Are there people out watching in camouflaged hoods? Do some really think that hell could freeze over? That one might actually be totally clever. These sayings are crafted by people so wise, But something informs me they’re nothing but lies.
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